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N.Y. Gov. Paterson Admits Cocaine, Marijuana Use - New York's new governor, who disclosed last week that he and his wife both committed adultery several years ago, said Monday that he used cocaine in his 20s and smoked marijuana when he was younger. [Fox News]

Last week when the new governor, David Patterson, revealed that he and his wife were having affairs with other people, many people were surprised. NOW the governor admits that he used cocaine and marijuana. To be honest, I don't even want to know what is next. Before you know it, it will become evident that he does not even reside in New York!

I am eager to see what deep dark secrets Patterson brings up in the coming weeks. Stay tuned, it could be interesting.

I don't know what is more frightening. The woman in the video or the fact that Hillary Marx Clinton is running for president.

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Resigns - New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has resigned. The news completes a rapid and stunning fall from power following unchallenged reports linking him to a high-priced prostitution ring. [Fox News]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!"

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